Two Nordic Leaders Urge Putin to Manscape Twice a Week 
The Federal Government Lays Off Every Michigan Employee (Public and Private Sector) For Rooting for Michigan 
Macy Day Parade: Donald Trump Blows Up All Hot Air Balloons and Blows Himself 
Hair Replacement Innovation 
Baseball Lockout
Baseball ownership is ready to make some concessions in order to keep baseball playing in 2027 and beyond. Cheryl Gibbons,...
Johnny Depp Has Been Ordered to Remove His English Accent
After further discussion, England has asked Johnny Depp to immediately stop speaking with an English accent. He has been sanctioned...
NBA Men’s Players Enter the WNBA
Two NBA players who would like to remain anonymous, have decided to enter the WNBA draft. Both exclaimed the importance...