Two Nordic Leaders Urge Putin to Manscape Twice a Week 
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Macy Day Parade: Donald Trump Blows Up All Hot Air Balloons and Blows Himself 
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Trump Orders the FBI to Probe his Butthole and Bidens “Two for One”
After further discussion, Trump has ordered the FBI to probe his butthole as well as Bidens. He did mention he...
AMERICA… JOIN U.S.
Position: ATTORNEY GENERAL OF THE UNITED STATES Department: Justice (Terms and Conditions Apply) Location: Washington, D.C. (Frequent travel to cable...
Trump Shrieked “Open The Straight of Hormuz and Six Flags and Get Me 2 Churros and Let’s Bring Back the Funnel Cake”
As there are talks going on for the Straight of Hormuz to open, there is also open negotiations to open...