Two Nordic Leaders Urge Putin to Manscape Twice a Week 
The Federal Government Lays Off Every Michigan Employee (Public and Private Sector) For Rooting for Michigan 
Macy Day Parade: Donald Trump Blows Up All Hot Air Balloons and Blows Himself 
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Texas Marijuana Law: Because Apparently Common Sense Is a Controlled Substance
Austin, TX - Texas has apparently decided that marijuana is dangerous enough to ban. However, not dangerous enough to stop...
Man Faces Hate Crime Charges After Saying “I hate you all” in a Public Restroom
Bill Pottyman is currently being held with out bail for telling two people at the urinals that he hates them....
Trump Threatens to Take Federal Action to Make Mamdani’s Pied-à-Terre Have an Easier Name to Spell and Say
Trump continues to struggle to spell Mamdani’s Pied-à-Terre name correctly on the lawsuit he is filing for having a name...