Two Nordic Leaders Urge Putin to Manscape Twice a Week 
The Federal Government Lays Off Every Michigan Employee (Public and Private Sector) For Rooting for Michigan 
Macy Day Parade: Donald Trump Blows Up All Hot Air Balloons and Blows Himself 
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Cop Dies from Eating Donuts
Just this morning, the fatality of Officer Spermen is a mystery. After eating 13 donuts, he was later found dead...
Family Owned Company Owner Goes on Strike Alone
Bill Sparks of Altoona, PA has a family owned sheet metal business. No employees or workers, just himself. In Altoona...
Man Faces Rape Charges for Raping Himself
Bill Adison was recently hospitalized after being raped in New York City. He had the rape kid done and it...