Two Nordic Leaders Urge Putin to Manscape Twice a Week 
The Federal Government Lays Off Every Michigan Employee (Public and Private Sector) For Rooting for Michigan 
Macy Day Parade: Donald Trump Blows Up All Hot Air Balloons and Blows Himself 
Hair Replacement Innovation 
BREAKING: White House Reportedly Testing New Slogan: “No Predator Left Behind”
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Reports that Donald Trump is weighing a pardon for Sean "Diddy" Combs have left legal scholars asking...
250th Plus
The office of the president just announced that the real 250th celebration of the United States will take place again...
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Admit They Are Still Virgins
As the marriage of the century is about to happen, it has been reported that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce...