Jel Michaels Wants His MediaPub Job Back, Insists Resignation Was “Just a Joke” After Fortune, Wire Transfer, and Judgment All Vanish 
Two Nordic Leaders Urge Putin to Manscape Twice a Week 
The Federal Government Lays Off Every Michigan Employee (Public and Private Sector) For Rooting for Michigan 
Macy Day Parade: Donald Trump Blows Up All Hot Air Balloons and Blows Himself 
NBA Rule Change
NBA commissioner Adam Silver is working hard this offseason to improve the image of NBA players. NBA spokesperson Stew Pidasole...
Pete Hegseth is Requesting the Federal Government to Give Him Estrogen
In an effort for Pete Hegseth to make major changes, he is requesting the federal government to personally administer estrogen...
BREAKING: South Carolina Fills Senate Vacancy Using Apparently the Same Hiring Process as a Family-Owned Hardware Store
COLUMBIA, S.C. - Following the death of Senator Lindsey Graham, South Carolina Governor Henry McMaster announced the temporary appointment of...