The office of the president just announced that the real 250th celebration of the United States will take place again next week. Spokeperson James Philips II explained, “the party most people saw the last week was a dry run. It is the reason you only saw 1000 people on the mall celebrating. Our president expects […]
As the marriage of the century is about to happen, it has been reported that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are virgins. Travis admits he has never had a handy from someone other than himself and Jason, once. He did say, sex is out of the question followed by ordering a blow up doll on […]
Angela Nikolau and Ivan Kuznetsov made it to the top of the Empire State building in an effort to endorse Tampax. Later on that very same day, they had left only to realize Ivan left his wallet up there. So, they went back up to the top of the building to get his wallet and […]