It was recently learned the Declaration of Independence was written with the first Bic erasable pen. Just yesterday, President Trump was found at a local library with the Declaration of Independence. He was sitting in the “Fiction” section feverishly erasing several pages with his Bic erasable pen. He said he just wanted to see if […]
The airline industry continues to make changes to drive lost travel revenue. All airlines are now installing new luxury seats for “big butts”. This is an effort to make people with big asses feel special. It is also a chance to make people with skinny asses feel insufficient and left out. We spoke with Lisa […]
Last night at 2am Donald Trump and Joe Biden were seen at a rave party in Las Vegas. Nobody in the audience could believe what they saw next, Trump began going down on Biden. Biden yelled, “Jill, I am tired.” The police arrested both Trump and Biden for indecent exposure. Biden continued to refer to […]