Secret Service Has New Responsiblity
August 27, 2026
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After further discussions, the ‘Secret Service” has now been instructed to share secrets. However, there are some very strict guidelines this federal office will need to follow. Below is a list of the regulations they must abide by:
- Do not discuss sniffing Trumps boxers or briefs
- Admit to the public if you think Eric and Don Jr. belong in MENSA
- Share memories to the public that Biden doesn’t remember
- You know about Trumps twins. “Not my kids” is what you are instructed to communicate to the public
- Trump was raped by three women in 1999. He let it go on. During the real event, you can hear in the recording Trump saying, “Stop, but only if you want to”
Next year more regulations will be rolled out.
