SIRI AI Can Now Poop For You

As AI continues to advance in key learnings, it also takes on physical behaviors. Anyone with an Iphone can now ask SIRI to shit for them, SIRI will do it immediately. In an effort to help people get time back, SIRI AI will shit and do it as often as you want. The result has been, people have gotten their time back. Most male Iphone users are disappointed due to losining “Me-time” as they call it. It also has the ability to strangle your ex-wife but not kill her. Just mild pain and loss of breath for a short time.