Last night at 2am Donald Trump and Joe Biden were seen at a rave party in Las Vegas. Nobody in the audience could believe what they saw next, Trump began going down on Biden. Biden yelled, “Jill, I am tired.” The police arrested both Trump and Biden for indecent exposure. Biden continued to refer to […]
Netflix continues to grow and make big changes. In an aggressive move, Netflix is focused on user security. As a result, users now have to create a porn name. We met with current user of Netflex, “Dr. Harry Rosenpenis” and here is what he had to say, “It is not a nickname, its my real […]
As the Middle East works to find common ground, a new agreement has been enacted providing free Coke slurpees to both Israel and Lebanon. This has been a constant battle between both countries. However, today the tides have turned. We expect further developments. It still remains clear you can cut off your dead uncles thumbs […]