Nothing Under The Robe

The Supreme Court has issued a new law requiring all judges to wear nothing under their robes. This decision has come as a shock to many, but not those who have been working with the highest court in the land. Supreme Court spokesperson, Angela Stephenson explained the courts new decision, “This is a decision that has been worked on for a few years. Brett Kavanaugh has been spearheading this new decision, saying that he has been doing it for years now and feels that it frees him to make better decisions. He sits next to Amy Coney Barrett and he has been pushing her to do it since she joined. Brett was able to get Clearance Thomas on board right away and after that the rest is history and now, they will not just free balling with their decisions, they will truly be free balling minus the women justices. Hopefully, this will enable them to make wise decisions on the court since they wont have to spend time deciding what to put on underneath their robes.”