NFL Imposes New Rule Change “No Pads or Helmets”

After further review, the NFL is getting rid of pads and helmets on players. Dana White, who will be running the NFL in the next two weeks stated, “Get rid of the pads and helmets.  Life insurance companies are seeing a massive increase in new life insurance policies with NFL players. Neurosurgeons are excited about the influx of patients. I am excited because I am an fnnn crazy nut job who loves the possibility of blood and pain on TV, up close. All games will be played in Iran with the war present. No stadium. Just out in the open. I think this will work and a great idea. Players are excited about having far more mobility.”