Amazon Now Offers People Leasing Service

Amazon has been a major online retailer for over two decades. As retail has evolved so has offerings. Amazon now offers a service in which you can lease people for 12 to 24 month terms. The only service people leases offer is someone who will scream at your ex-wife or ex-husband 24/7 at alarming octaves. The security deposit is your ex-spouse. Many people stop paying after the first month. It is a monthly expense, but very productive in making this kind of nonsense being taken care of by an Amazon People Lease. We spoke with Jeff Bezos and here is what he had to say, “I don’t plan to use the service myself, but it was my idea. My ex, Mackenzie, is using the people lease on me. It is awful and won’t stop saying derogatory remarks to me daily at all hours of the day. I have an awful headache right now and about to use Prime to get motrin.”