Check The Box if 18 and Under

Porn site Cumby is under investigation for having child porn on its website. Johnny Withers marketing director for the site explained, “We were hacked by what we believe was a minor, Timothy Anderson. We did not intentionally have child pornography on our website, while we do use Midgets, is that the term we use now, or I mean small people, to target those that like them young but we would never put child porn on our site. You know how when a site asks if you are over 18 years old or not, well apparently if you clicked no it would produce Child porn for the younger generation. While this is highly illegal and disgusting, we think Timothy is very talented and we plan to offer him a full-time job on our site when he turns 1, that is if the site is not shut down by the Feds.”