Aaron Donald Stops Sleep Walking After Two Years

Aaron Donald has made it clear that he is coming back to the NFL after two years of retirement. It was later discovered he had been sleep walking for two years posing as a chef in Seattle. Even more concerning, last week he was identified and found nude cooking a massive bowl of mash potatoes. What startled his co-workers was over two years Aaron called himself “Mr.Bigs”  and was often seen smothering mash potatoes on the restaurant owners head while yelling “Stanley Tucci’s penis is next”. We spoke with Aaron and here is what he had to say, “Call me Mr. Bigs please. Look, I finally woke up. I know who I am today. I am a football player. Now, give me some mash potatoes. Stanley Tucci with gravy works.”