Tony Romo Pleads Guilty to Becoming a Douchebag

Many years of a successful football career for Tony Romo has left a positive mark on the NFL. His most recent DUI has left the opposite. Here is what Tony had to say, “I was not drunk. That wasn’t slurred speech. It was me doing an imitation of a drunk man not passing a sobriety test. My impression was perfect, yet I still get the DUI. Nobody should be arresting someone pretending to be drunk. Tiger does a great impression of me.”