We spoke with Trump and here is what he had to say, “This is fantastic. I am into culture and into grabbing the cervix (I can’t say bad words anymore). The Iranians are beautiful people. So endearing and let you in once you are close enough. Mojtaba Khamenei is enjoying the company of Melania. He […]
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The fiasco of Trump being shot was scary for the country. However, one major product changed that all. As Trumps ear was profusely bleeding someone in the crowd tossed a tampon on the stage and Trump put it against his ear. That is correct, a tampon was used to stop the bleeding. Later on that […]