Washington, DC – Donald Trump stunned reporters after accidentally admitting he does not think about Americans’ financial struggles “even a little bit” before immediately pivoting into a 14-minute rant about gold-chandeliers, Iranian missiles, and “very poor architecture.” The remarks came after Republican senators reportedly visited the White House begging Trump to focus on rising costs, […]
Alabama’s new sexual assault screening is coming under fire from victims all around the state. A woman who wanted to stay anonymous, Susen Kersten explained, “After getting sexually assaulted I felt like I got a second assault when the police opened their investigation questions. The detective’s first question was, how are you related to the […]
As of yesterday, the federal government has made theft legal to compensate due to the high cost of living. This includes legal looting of all retail stores and being able to rob banks. The feds feel this will help the US get back on track and create more affordability. We spoke with a bank spokesman […]