Trump Orders the FBI to Probe his Butthole and Bidens “Two for One”

After further discussion, Trump has ordered the FBI to probe his butthole as well as Bidens. He did mention he prefers the word anus, but Eric Trump has and still does refer to it has a butthole. This brings on major concerns as to what could be in either of their buttholes. The media strongly believes Trump and Biden have exchanged body fluids. However, it is a fact that Biden does prefer a golden shower according to former senator Al Franken.