Trump Shrieked “Open The Straight of Hormuz and Six Flags and Get Me 2 Churros and Let’s Bring Back the Funnel Cake”

As there are talks going on for the Straight of Hormuz to open, there is also open negotiations to open a Six Flags along side the Straight of Hormuz. Trumps major concerns continue to revolve around churros and funnel cakes. Trump had this to say, ‘Why did Costco get of Churros? That needs to be answered long before we open the Straight of Hormuz. Once we get that resolved, let’s bring back the funnel cake. GLP-1’s can grab me by the @e!#!%$!”