WASHINGTON, DC – President Donald Trump deleted a social media post showing himself dressed like Jesus healing a man, insisting the image was actually him “as a doctor,” despite the glowing light, robes, and what appeared to be the touch of a miracle. “I thought it was me as a doctor, okay? Very strong doctor. […]
Eric Maize of Iowa city has made his way into the record books. He is now the Guiness book of world record holder for eating the same piece of corn for the greatest number of weeks in a row, which is now set at 46 consecutive weeks. Eric explained the difficulties of this great accomplishment, […]
University of Connecticut blames Pop Rocks for their loss in the NCAA basketball championship. Apparently, Dan Hurley’s blood sugar took a low blow as he walked into the locker room at halftime. His assistant coach, Murray, had two packets of cherry-flavored Pop Rocks in his jacket pocket and offered them to Hurley like it was […]