Trump Loves Panda Express Even After Uncontrollable Flatulence On Melania

President Trump is fresh off his visit to China and is speaking up about his biggest disappointment. Trump was asked how his official trip to China went and what he felt he accomplished. Trump said, “What a terrible question from a fake news agency. Everything went great, the best trip to China has ever gone.” We reached out to an insider who joined Trump on the trip and he anonymously answered, “We could not get anything done because all Trump wanted to do was go to a Panda Express. Even though we tried to explain that they do not have that in China he insisted that we get him their famous chicken lo-mein. We had to ship the food from DC and finally got him his favorite meal. It was only after that we were able to get anything done. The good news is that we are prepared for our trip to Italy and have already contacted Olive Garden to get his order ready.” Trump did say sometimes “diarrhea is justified and Melania had it coming…..this was a solo act”, hence Panda Express.