Trump says Iran Has Agreed to Nearly All His Demands with Ozempic

As the war in Iran continues, so do negotiations. We spoke with Trump and here is what he had to say, “I spoke with Iran and it was fantastic. They love me and are willing to give into my demands. I rolled out a nice list. I want a sculpture of me. I want it placed in the plane that I have asked them for. I want the landing strip to be a mural of Melania. I want unlimited Ozempic, but only for myself. I want Jesus and I to be one. Wait, trip to Epstein Island. I’m in!”