Ross Perot Will Run For President as a Corpse

As the 2028 election becomes closer, a new candidate has stepped in line. Ross Perot will be running as a corpse. This was his last wish and it is going to happen according to his son Ross Perot Jr. We spoke with RJ Jr. and here is what he had to say, “I think this is pretty fffd up, but it was my fathers last wish. Debates will be interesting and we don’t expect he will say much. A case of formaldehyde will be on deck to keep him preserved. I am still wondering what his first words might be. I love my dad’s money, I mean, I love and miss dad.”