Kyle Rittenhouse Arrested for Shooting a Spider

Kyle Rittenhouse is most notable for killing a victim at a protest years ago in self defense. He was fortunate to never serve time. However, today Kyle has been charged with the shooting and killing of a common spider in the state of Wisconsin. We spoke with Kyle and here is what he had to say, “He had it coming. Crawled in my ass, that was it. I pulled out my 42. The spider is dead and I can’t walk anymore. My parents trained me early on how to handle this, I did everything my wheelchair confined dad taught me.”