Search and Rescue Ongoing to Locate Eric Trump

There has been an ongoing search to locate Eric Trump. Thankfully he was found in the trunk of his car. He admitted he locked himself in his trunk and didn’t want to be found for 7 minutes. Eric was found completely nude. Eric was removed from the car and a book called “Masturbating for Dummies” was in the trunk. We spoke with Eric and here is what he had to say, “My brother Don Jr, published a new book which he gave me. I just wanted to read it in a quiet place. I love my family and would never leave them for long. I finished the book in 6 minutes.”