Supreme Court Temporarily Restores Access to Guillotine

As of the beginning of May, the Supreme court has temporarily restored the use of the Guillotine in every state except Rhode Island. There were concerns about Rhode Island being the smallest state in the Union and a Guillotine might not fit. We spoke with a supreme court justice what wants to be referred to as Eaze-E and here is what he had to say, “Ehhh, the guillotine works and has no real operating cost. I have one in my home. None of my kids are alive. I wish they followed the laws. I told them, no illegal substances in the house or else. There is talk about using the Guillotine on Mike Lindell’s balls. I think it’s a good idea. I vote for a live feed for that event and on the front lawn of the White House. Man those pillows suck!”