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Rudy Giuliani in Critical Condition Still Passes Lie Detector Test

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Rudy Giuliani at one time, made a courageous effort to control the chaos in New York During 9/11. Since 9/11, he has lived a life on a slippery slope and is currently very sick. We spoke with him in the hospital and here is what he had to say, “I am 6ft 5 and I did play in the NBA for 10 seasons. I am sick of being questioned on that subject. I did pass the lie detector test yesterday. My brother took it for me and my mom read him the answers. I also want to finally admit that I am strongly considering becoming a they/them. One very important item if I am to die, please tell Mike Lindell that his pillow sucks. Terrible for sleeping and my dog humped it and died. Thanks Mike!”

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