No Glitter
Florida state representative John Winthrop has proposed a new bill that would make it illegal for strippers to wear glitter...
Month: July 2026
BREAKING: Scientists Finally Explain Why Erling Haaland Appears to Have Been Assembled in a Norwegian Sports Laboratory
OSLO, NORWAY - After years of studying Erling Haaland's astonishing combination of speed, strength, and goal-scoring ability, Norwegian scientists have...
World Cup Being Played on Front Lawn of White House
Trump is forcing Argentina and Spain to play the big game on the front lawn of the White House. Dana...
