No Glitter
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Florida state representative John Winthrop has proposed a new bill that would make it illegal for strippers to wear glitter of any kind while working. Ted Johnson, spokesperson for Representative Winthrop explained the new law, “Glitter has cost married men over one hundred million dollars in divorces in the last ten years. We are proposing the law to keep marriages together as well keep millions of dollars from leaving the state. In 43% of divorces the spouse will leave the state and take millions of tax paying dollars with them.”
John Winthrop has been divorced 3 times 2 of which have been linked back to his frequent stops at the Boobie Trap and the 3rd divorce involves a no congenital threesome involving a little person. The bill will be voted on in the fall session.
