Luigi Mangione Withdraws Plans to Run For President and Be a Porn Star Upon Release
Luigi Mangione will no longer run for president and turned down a lucrative contract to be a porn star. He...
Year: 2026
BREAKING: Researchers Conclude “Idiocracy” Was Not a Comedy, But a Government Documentary From the Future
WASHINGTON, D.C. - For nearly twenty years, Americans laughed at the absurd world of the 2006 film "Idiocracy," starring Luke...
Donald Trump Jr. Does Not Have Scabies, Hunter Biden Does
It was recently reported that Donald Trump Jr. had scabies, when in fact it was Hunter Biden. We spoke with...
