250th Plus

The office of the president just announced that the real 250^th celebration of the United States will take place again next week. Spokeperson James Philips II explained, “the party most people saw the last week was a dry run. It is the reason you only saw 1000 people on the mall celebrating. Our president expects the crowd to be the biggest ever seen in DC. We will be having a treasure hunt where people can look for hidden 100 dollar bills with Trump’s face on it. That alone will bring in another 50 or so thousand. The president is putting together politically themed games like pin the tale on the leftists. We will have exciting kids games such as duck duck shoot, but don’t worry if you forget your kids gun at home, the event will provide it to them for a small donation to The Make America Great Again PAC. Make sure you all come out and celebrate the post 250^th event.”