Airlines Are Installing New Luxury Seats For Huge Asses

The airline industry continues to make changes to drive lost travel revenue. All airlines are now installing new luxury seats for “big butts”. This is an effort to make people with big asses feel special. It is also a chance to make people with skinny asses feel insufficient and left out. We spoke with Lisa Diamon who weighs 75 lbs and here is what she had to say, “Years ago I had a big ass, now I am skin and bones. The GLP-1’s work and so has the acceleration of my cancer cells from this shit. I now eat meatballs everyday hoping to get a big enough ass to obtain one of these luxury seats. I know I can get there. My friend Harvey Weinstein said anything is possible.”