Trump and Biden are Besties and Seen at Rave Party

Last night at 2am Donald Trump and Joe Biden were seen at a rave party in Las Vegas. Nobody in the audience could believe what they saw next, Trump began going down on Biden. Biden yelled, “Jill, I am tired.” The police arrested  both Trump and Biden for indecent exposure. Biden continued to refer to Trump as “Jill”. Currently, Jill Biden could not be reached for comment. It has also been reported Jimmy Carter is still alive. Trump was later seen that day going down on himself. Carter was in his wheelchair at the scene.  Carter whispered,  “Trump was consensual to himself.”