The Big 10

The BigTen has decided to rectify the situation which happened in Ann Arbor over the past weekend. The University of Michigan was awarded an extra 1 second on the clock after the final play was ruled incomplete. Western Michigan which won the game prior to the replay officials overturning the play called on the field giving Michigan an undeserved 1 extra second and a final play. BigTen’s Sean Beardman Director Uv Media Bias or DUMB for short explained what what the BigTen was going to do to make the bad call right, “We feel bad for the players on the Western Michigan sideline who truly deserved to win the game but we got a call from our partners at MGM who wanted us to make sure the results didn’t stand. That is the reason we added on an extra second and had the refs overlook a bad holding call. Good news is that most people are already used to Michigan cheating and therefore can’t be surprised by the results. We were just happy that they caught the ball on the second try so we didn’t have to conjur up another penalty, granted we were ready to call sideline interference if necessary. We have called the administration at Western Michigan and explained the situation and have granted them the opportunity to take 1 extra second off the clock in a future BigTen matchup of their choosing, which will even up the score, if you will. Hopefully this explanation will make everyone happy just like our partners at MGM were when we added that extra second.”