BREAKING: Trump Fires Pam Bondi, Immediately Pretends It Was Her Idea, Blames Everyone Else Anyway
WASHINGTON - President Donald Trump fired Attorney General Pam Bondi this week, praising her as “tremendous” while also quietly escorting...
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BREAKING: Nick Cannon Solves 160 Years of American History, Skips the Last 100
LOS ANGELES - Cultural thinker, podcast philosopher, and legend in his own mind, Nick Cannon has boldly entered the political...
BREAKING: UK Lawmakers Crack Down on Imaginary Relatives, Nation Pretends This Makes Sense
LONDON - The United Kingdom, a nation that once governed a quarter of the planet, has now turned its full...
