BREAKING: UK Lawmakers Crack Down on Imaginary Relatives, Nation Pretends This Makes Sense
LONDON - The United Kingdom, a nation that once governed a quarter of the planet, has now turned its full...
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BREAKING: FCC Demands Equal Time for All Candidates, Trump Demands Equal Praise for Himself
WASHINGTON, DC - In a move that legal experts are calling “technically constitutional, but bona fide comical,” the Federal Communications...
BREAKING: Eric Trump Delivers Powerful Speech Against Nepotism While Standing Directly Inside Nepotism
WASHINGTON — In what experts are calling “one of the most unintentionally hilarious speeches in modern politics,” Eric Trump delivered...
