BREAKING: FCC Demands Equal Time for All Candidates, Trump Demands Equal Praise for Himself
WASHINGTON, DC - In a move that legal experts are calling “technically constitutional, but bona fide comical,” the Federal Communications...
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BREAKING: Eric Trump Delivers Powerful Speech Against Nepotism While Standing Directly Inside Nepotism
WASHINGTON — In what experts are calling “one of the most unintentionally hilarious speeches in modern politics,” Eric Trump delivered...
BREAKING: Ted Cruz Crowned “Mr. South Texas,” Local Festival Accidentally Invents Most Embarrassing Title in American Politics
LAREDO, Texas - In a ceremony that historians are already describing as “deeply unnecessary,” U.S. Senator Ted Cruz was officially...
