Jel Michaels

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BREAKING: Ted Cruz Crowned “Mr. South Texas,” Local Festival Accidentally Invents Most Embarrassing Title in American Politics

Jel Michaels March 10, 2026

LAREDO, Texas - In a ceremony that historians are already describing as “deeply unnecessary,” U.S. Senator Ted Cruz was officially...

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BREAKING: Kristi Noem Announces She Personally “Found” 145,000 Missing Children By Knocking On Random Doors And Asking, “Any Kids In There?”

Jel Michaels March 10, 2026

WASHINGTON - In a performance political scientists are calling “a masterclass in confident stupidity,” former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem...

Politics

BREAKING: Trump Delivers 108-Minute State of the Union, Finishes 3 Sentences

Jel Michaels March 4, 2026

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump delivered the longest State of the Union in modern history Tuesday night, clocking in at...

Jel Michaels

BREAKING: Ted Cruz Crowned “Mr. South Texas,” Local Festival Accidentally Invents Most Embarrassing Title in American Politics

BREAKING: Kristi Noem Announces She Personally “Found” 145,000 Missing Children By Knocking On Random Doors And Asking, “Any Kids In There?”

BREAKING: Trump Delivers 108-Minute State of the Union, Finishes 3 Sentences

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