BREAKING: Nick Cannon Solves 160 Years of American History, Skips the Last 100
LOS ANGELES - Cultural thinker, podcast philosopher, and legend in his own mind, Nick Cannon has boldly entered the political...
Jel Michaels
BREAKING: UK Lawmakers Crack Down on Imaginary Relatives, Nation Pretends This Makes Sense
LONDON - The United Kingdom, a nation that once governed a quarter of the planet, has now turned its full...
BREAKING: FCC Demands Equal Time for All Candidates, Trump Demands Equal Praise for Himself
WASHINGTON, DC - In a move that legal experts are calling “technically constitutional, but bona fide comical,” the Federal Communications...
