WASHINGTON — One year after Attorney General Pam Bondi proudly handed out white binders labeled “The Epstein Files: Phase 1” to a flock of MAGA influencers, Americans are still waiting for Phase 2, which officials are now describing as “very conceptual.” President Donald Trump addressed the missing sequel Thursday. “Phase 2 is happening,” Trump assured […]
WASHINGTON – In a bold step for people who think scientists are just nerds with opinions, President Trump announced the government will no longer consider climate change a danger to humans. Standing next to a very excited EPA Administrator Lee Zeldin, Trump proudly erased the 2009 “endangerment finding,” a 200-page scientific report that said greenhouse […]
WASHINGTON – Fresh questions about President Trump’s mental sharpness emerged this week after he was asked about the Epstein files and instead delivered an impassioned monologue about windmills emotionally destabilizing marine life. “We’re talking about files, and nobody talks about windmills,” Trump said during a meeting with European officials. “They’re driving the whales loco. Totally […]