WASHINGTON, DC – President Donald Trump has apparently reached the logical conclusion of any successful rebranding campaign: If changing a few names is good, changing all the names must be fantastic. Following the renaming of bodies of water, mountains, institutions, airports and other things that had somehow managed to exist for decades without the Trump […]
SOUTH CAROLINA – In what may be the greatest demonstration of American democracy since someone decided reality television stars should run the country, Darline Graham has won the Republican Senate primary. Congratulations, South Carolina. You have apparently looked at the qualifications of the people running for U.S. Senate and decided: “You know what this job […]
Hollywood’s Most Unfilmable Action Movie Is Somehow Happening HOLLYWOOD, CA – It’s showtime on the set of Hear No Evil… See No Evil… Speak No Evil!, the latest action blockbuster from writer/director Jerrard Davis, a man Hollywood insiders are calling “either a visionary genius or someone who has finally lost his fucking mind.” The movie […]