WASHINGTON, DC – After yet another video appeared to show President Donald Trump asleep during an Oval Office briefing, White House officials rushed to clarify that the president was not sleeping. “He was engaged in a Tactical Interlude,” explained Secretary of State Marco Rubio. “His eyes were closed, his head was tilted back, and he […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Donald Trump is denying accusations that his upcoming White House UFC birthday event is a vanity project after reports revealed military personnel are being recruited to help fill seats for the June 14 spectacle event. “This is not for me,” Trump told reporters while standing inside a gold-plated octagon labeled TRUMP […]
Washington, D.C. – Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin is facing backlash after dismissing ICE immigrant detainees on hunger strike by suggesting they were upset because they weren’t receiving “ethnic food.” He confidently explained that hunger strikes are “mostly a mindset issue.” Speaking during a Cabinet meeting, Mullin mocked detainees protesting alleged rotten food, medical neglect, […]