WASHINGTON – President Donald Trump fired Attorney General Pam Bondi this week, praising her as “tremendous” while also quietly escorting her out of the building. Bondi, who reportedly learned she was being replaced sometime between “you’re doing great” and “you’re done,” insisted everything was perfect. “This is a very good transition,” Bondi said confidently. “I […]
LOS ANGELES – Cultural thinker, podcast philosopher, and legend in his own mind, Nick Cannon has boldly entered the political arena this week. Cannon announced that he has solved American history using what experts are calling “selective Googling and aggressive skimming.” While driving a convertible through California, the traditional setting for deep political analysis, Cannon […]
LONDON – The United Kingdom, a nation that once governed a quarter of the planet, has now turned its full intellectual weight toward regulating the moral implications of actors pretending to be related on the internet. In a narrowly passed vote, lawmakers moved to ban depictions of incest in pornography while engaging in a surprisingly […]