DENTON, TX – What began as a way for college athletes to profit from their Name, Image, and Likeness (NIL) has now fully taken over youth sports. Some high school. Some younger. Children who still clap when they catch the ball are negotiating seven-figure endorsement deals. Leading the movement is Corey Hulliver, a 5-year-old T-ball […]
WASHINGTON – FBI Director Kash Patel filed a $250 million lawsuit this week, calling a report about his behavior “categorically false and also fake,” before helpfully summarizing the report in detail so everyone could understand it better. The lawsuit, which Patel appears to have not “read several times while filing it,” as he claims, outlines […]
LOS ANGELES – After nearly three decades on air, Access Hollywood has officially been cancelled. This will leave hosts Mario Lopez, Kit Hoover, Scott Evans, and Zuri Hall incredibly positive and upbeat about what they are calling “a bold new chapter of total uncertainty.” “All good things come to an end,” said Mario Lopez, smiling […]