LOS ANGELES – Cultural thinker, podcast philosopher, and legend in his own mind, Nick Cannon has boldly entered the political arena this week. Cannon announced that he has solved American history using what experts are calling “selective Googling and aggressive skimming.” While driving a convertible through California, the traditional setting for deep political analysis, Cannon […]
LONDON – The United Kingdom, a nation that once governed a quarter of the planet, has now turned its full intellectual weight toward regulating the moral implications of actors pretending to be related on the internet. In a narrowly passed vote, lawmakers moved to ban depictions of incest in pornography while engaging in a surprisingly […]
WASHINGTON, DC – In a move that legal experts are calling “technically constitutional, but bona fide comical,” the Federal Communications Commission announced that talk shows must now give equal airtime to opposing political candidates… because nothing protects free speech like government instructions on who gets to talk.” The rule, backed by FCC Chair Brendan Carr, […]