WASHINGTON, DC – President Donald Trump has apparently reached the logical conclusion of any successful rebranding campaign: If changing a few names is good, changing all the names must be fantastic. Following the renaming of bodies of water, mountains, institutions, airports and other things that had somehow managed to exist for decades without the Trump […]
After further discussions, the ‘Secret Service” has now been instructed to share secrets. However, there are some very strict guidelines this federal office will need to follow. Below is a list of the regulations they must abide by: Do not discuss sniffing Trumps boxers or briefs Admit to the public if you think Eric and […]
Trump continues to struggle to spell Mamdani’s Pied-à-Terre name correctly on the lawsuit he is filing for having a name that is to hard to spell or say. Trump is also in the process of entering a spelling bee in Arkansas. It has also been discovered that Donald Trump was kicked out of Wharton for […]