NBA commissioner Adam Silver is working hard this offseason to improve the image of NBA players. NBA spokesperson Stew Pidasole explained the NBA’s new policy, “We recognize that many people across the globe feel that NBA players are womanizers and it shines a negative light. So, we have decided to implement a program in which […]
After a PB and victory, Tom Kim not only had a near perfect game, he also showed his penis for 18 holes. He said, no pants is my strategy. Several urologist at the event were impressed. Not by his golf, but size. We spoke with Dr. Stagless and here is what he had to say, […]
Cam Stattebo will be returning back to ASU this coming year. It was reported he didn’t finish a course in atmpospheric science in his last year of college. He is still two credits shy of his diploma. He will also be working as a janitor doing highly complex math problems in the math department. Jackson […]