Deal to End War with Iran Already Signed and MMA Match with Eric Trump in Boat on the Straight of Hormuz Wednesday

Eric Trump will now be in a full blown MMA match on the Straight of Hormuz. We spoke with Eric and here is what he had to say, “I have always wanted to go MMA style with that fat ass. My father has no chance but to find his face in my ass in the first 20 seconds. I am so grateful for my father and him not willing to take Ozempic. He would would pop those things like candy. I still wonder if Baron really is my brother.”