ICE Agrees to Use Nerf Guns

As ICE has notably been forceful in efforts to clean up the streets, each state has approved the “NERF ICE” law. This forces all people in ICE to carry, nerf guns! Additionally, everyone in ice will be forced to wear a Ronald Reagan mask and call their partner on the crime scene “Bohdi” (character from Point Break). This goes into affect immediately. Clown make-up is acceptable since it is a bit creepy. However, for ICE members who use clown make-up, they must go by the code name Harvey Weinstein. Republicans and Democrats have aligned on all of this today. Even Nixon agreed and he is dead!