IVF Randomizer

An IVF company called Magic Start has come under fire after multiple mix ups. Parents thinking they are giving birth to their baby have gotten the trying fertilized egg. After many lawsuits, Magic Start is trying to redo their marketing and they have changed the name of their company to Guess Who. Paul Meyerson explained the new approach, “We are targeting parents who like surprises. The woman will have a fertilized egg of an unknown origin inserted into her womb and 9 months later the surprise comes. Just yesterday the Yangs delivered a 7lb 19-inch healthy black boy, and boy were the surprised. This brings a next level feeling of excitement to the delivery, not to mention a funny look on the delivering doctors face when he pulls the baby out. Do not print this, but we had to do something since we kept shitty records and have no idea whose belongs to who.”