Reflecting Pool
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The reflecting pool in front of the capitol will need to be updated once more with many more amenities added on to the existing structure. White House Spokesperson Lacy Williams explained, “After all the vandalism that took place that caused the paint to peel, we felt we had to do something. The president wants it to be the biggest and greatest pool ever. So, we have designed an amazing new pool with slides and fountains, and we plan to charge a fee to enter the pool. The proceeds will go directly to the president as this was his idea. We are also considering adding a kiddie pool section which will be in the shape of an Island which we be self funded by billionaire Steven Epstein and we will name it Epstein Island after him.” Kids can run at this pool if “Barry White” is being blasted over the on deck speakers.
